Magically Mundane Troika!

HORSE-ICORN - A mythical Troika! Background

With the head of a horse, and the body of a unicorn, you are a true creature of myth and legend. While you’ve never met your parents, you understand that you come from a long line of horse-icorns; your parents and their parents before them, through the eons.

(HALF) SATYR

Like your forbearers, you stand fully erect, especially when inebriated. What you lack in the physical attributes that distinguish your Satyr heritage, you make up for in bawdy revelry. Unfortunately, your human half can’t hold as much wine.

CAKE SUMMONER

Beat equal parts sugar and butter, and then eggs. Then fold in an equal part of flour. Bake at 175°C for 30 minutes.

REPAIRER OF REPUTATIONS

Let us not mock the madmen; their madness lasts longer than ours.